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phosphorescentt:

giday:

If you insist


v important guide to healthy and fun anal sex

phosphorescentt:

giday:

If you insist

v important guide to healthy and fun anal sex

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

Anonymous sent: what does bdsm mean? please explain.

placentaandllamas:

best damn spaghetti meatballs

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

xv7:

sa-ni-ty:

What the fuck is this

a government secret

princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

(Source: girlspice)

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(Source: ruinedchildhood)

martinfreemanspubes:

If you haven’t read “Harry Potter becomes a communist” you probably should

martinfreemanspubes:

If you haven’t read “Harry Potter becomes a communist” you probably should

mischievouskumquat:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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What the actual fuck, that is terrifying 

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

(Source: blurredcocaine)

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

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