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vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

Child:
mommy I'm sick
Mom:
yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
child:
but mommy I've been throwing up
Mom:
yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
vkitten:

incredible

vkitten:

incredible

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mariavontraphouse:

There are ppl out here withholding affection from their sons thinking that’s gonna make them men

But what it does is make them grown ass men who can’t handle affection because they never had it before

(Source: kemeticballbuster)

mostlycatsmostly:

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mostlycatsmostly:

 (by It’s Kate Ho)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(Source: christgirlproblems)

baby:
d-d-d-d
dad:
daddy?
baby:
destroy capitalism
karl marx:
nice

brienneofthrace:

ithelpstodream:

Game of Thrones
Brienne of Tarth

IF YOU DON’T ADORE THIS CHARACTER, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle
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